Welcome to Ikea Israel, where products include:
BILLIG – a cheap bookcase for all those extra seforim
NIDAH – a moveable bedside table
FRESS – an extra-long family-sized dining room table
GREPS – a carbonated soft drink available from the restaurant
BROYGUS – a new range of wedding invitations
SHLUF – a comfortable single bed (only single beds are available at this branch)
NINEDAYS – a healthy meat-free meal option
OSSUR – a budget computer system with Internet access
TOYVEL – a luxury, extra-deep bath
SHMUTZ – a strong shower gel
FRACK – a long jacket, available from the clothing department
GROB – an extra-large convenience meal with no cutlery
PONIMCHADOSHOS – a face pack for the Charedi lady
SHTINK – a room deodoriser
SHLEP – a set of heavy-duty suitcase, available from the luggage department
SHAA – a set of earplugs
EKEL – a rather sickly cake, available from the restaurant
YIDDISHKEIT – an outdoor toy for Jewish children
DREK – a toilet brush
SHMOOZ – a telephone
SHVITZ – a thick duvet, available from the bedding department
SHTEIG – a work desk, available from the office department
NACHAS – a family picture frame
6 comments:
that's very cute
Hm....a tad confused with some of those....
[scratches head]
Bit like I am when i go to Ikea and try to work out how the name fits the item? ;)
I love Ikea. I go there for fun sometimes! Very cute.
Very cute. FR: Aren't the real names in Ikea from Sweden- and as such- in Swedish? You know Swedish?
LOL this is great! In my family we make fun of the names. Like when we bought a lamp at ikea, we didn't call it a lamp, but rather a svedka.... =)
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